Oh, well, it's not completely terrible all the time.

[ His smile softens a little, and he unwinds slightly. ]

You're new to the city, so I shan't scare you with tales of beasts and battles. But . . . there are things here which make all that worth it, if you know where to look.

Oh, and since you're not actually from Camelot, I would think you can leave off with that "lord" business. Nobody respects my title here so I'm more than used to just being Arthur by now.